

Special buys! Special buys! Hey! Hey!
I came in for bread, maybe milk if it’s cheap,
but your yellow tags whisper, pulling me deep.
“Limited time,” with a wink and a smile,
that promo aisle magic got me walking in style.
Scan of the barcode, heart on a string,
buy one get one—do I need a thing?
Sticker says “wow,” and my will says “wait,”
then the beat says “buy,” and it’s already too late—
Put it in the basket! Put it in the basket!
Hands in the air like a checkout classic.
Flash deal fever, dancing with the price tag,
Special Buys Nation—wave that shopping bag!
Put it in the basket! Put it in the basket!
Tap tap tap—contactless, elastic.
Mid-aisle sirens singing celebration,
Welcome to the Aisle of Temptation!
La la la, labels shining bright—
Special buys tonight!
I don’t need a blender, but it blends my soul,
bamboo straws scented—bye self-control.
Glow socks, snow globes, rechargeable fan,
mystery noodles in a mystery can.
Manager special, heartbeat strobing,
cart like a spaceship—thrusters loading.
“Final few left!”—oh I love that line,
cue the sweep lights—baby, this deal’s mine.
Put it in the basket! Put it in the basket!
Hands in the air like a checkout classic.
Flash deal fever, dancing with the price tag,
Special Buys Nation—wave that shopping bag!
Put it in the basket! Put it in the basket!
Tap tap tap—contactless, elastic.
Mid-aisle sirens singing celebration,
Welcome to the Aisle of Temptation!
One for the pantry, two for the thrill,
three for the reel where I show off the bill—
Hey! Hey!
Do you need it?
No, but it feels like fate.
Can you leave it?
Oops—already at the gate.
Is it foolish?
Maybe, but it fits.
Bargains make bangers—we’re buying the hits!
Price goes down and the hands go up—HEY!
Put it in the basket! Put it in the basket!
Hands in the air like a checkout classic.
Flash deal fever, dancing with the price tag,
Special Buys Nation—wave that shopping bag!
Put it in the basket! Put it in the basket!
Tap tap tap—contactless, elastic.
Mid-aisle sirens singing celebration,
Welcome to the Aisle—your sweet temptation!
Special buys! Special buys! Hey! Hey!
Receipt like a ribbon on a festival day!